Toxic Crusaders

Toxic Crusaders

The Toxic Crusaders was an environmentally-conscious cartoon aimed at children. The main character, Toxie, a chemically transmuted superhero who seeks revenge on environmental polluters with the help of his super-powered mop (who had its own mind) and his crew of misfits.

This movie is hilarious – and worth the five or ten dollars it will cost you. (I found mine at HMV.) The slogans Toxie and his “crusaders” shout are almost expectedly terrible – but the funny kind of terrible.

Also: Check out other Troma Entertainment movies, such as:

• Cannibal! The Musical
• Redneck Zombies
• Surf Nazis Must Die
• Tromeo and Juliet

These films are very low-budget and will make you cringe. Don’t watch unless you like terrible movies that have cheesy effects and reused scenes. These movies are on the edge of being so bad that you have to see them – just on the edge though, so some of you will hate them. Some of you will love… like… be able to watch it with the help of a few beers.

Films to see…

It’s 1:43 in the morning and I cannot sleep – so I am browsing the internet and compiling a list of movies and films I’d like to see.

• Automaton Transfusion
• Batoru Rowaiaru/Battle Royale (2000)
• Dance of the Dead (2008)
• Day of the Dead (2008 remake)
• Deadspace: Downfall (2008)
• Death Race 2000 (1975)
• Delicatessen (1991)
• Empire of the Sun (1987)
• If…. (1968)
• Fido (2007?)
• Logan’s Run (1976)
• Metropolis (1927)
• Pandorum (2009)
• Redneck Zombies (Troma Films, 1987?)
• Surf Nazis Must Die! (Troma Films)
• The Lovely Bones (2009)
• The Rage (2007)
• The Zombie Diaries (2008)
• The City of Lost Children (1995)
• Vidocq (2001)
• Zombieland (2009)

“Shall we begin?”

Funny Games (2008), starring Naomi Watts, Tim Roth, Michael Pitt, and Brady Corbet, is a sadistic suspense film that will leave you wanting more (or possibly less).

Funny Games

Død snø (Norwegian Nazi-Zombie Movie)

You can check out my review at:

http://www.apocalypticmovies.com/movie-index/dead-snow-d-d-sn.html