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H1N1 Level 6 Pandemic (WHO)

This summer the H1N1 was officially up’d to a level 6 pandemic.
Read more: http://www.healthnews.com/alerts-outbreaks/swine-flu-h1n1-reaches-level-6-pandemic-3279.html

A level 6 pandemic is characterized by community level outbreaks.
Read more: http://www.who.int/csr/disease/avian_influenza/phase/en/index.html

Despite the level increase, medical associates are skeptical of any increased danger.
Read more: http://www.globalresearch.ca/index.php?context=va&aid=13431

Now, that’s for regular run-of-the-mill H1N1… not the genetically mutated version dubbed “H1Z1” – the “Z” is for “zombie.”

A recent “BBC” story reports that those infected with the H1Z1 strain can reanimate up to two hours after death. The virus is able to stimulate neurons in the brain and (due to brain damage of being “dead” for a time) causes the “zombie” to behave extremely violently as it flails all limbs.

Are we doomed to become one of the lurking undead? Will the H1Z1 virus (as a  level 6 pandemic) destroy modern society? Perhaps – but – perhaps not… with the help of this guide:
http://www.bestswineflu.com/ultimate-defense-tips-against-swine-flu-zombies/
(A supplementary resource would be The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. Thanks to Old Milwaukee for this one.)

Now, back in reality:
http://www.leaderpost.com/health/Zombie+math+swine/1986332/story.html

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