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World Without Us

Well, it looks like the world is coming to an end. Finally!

With global warming, terrorism, nuclear weapons testing, the apocalypse of 2012, and the imminent biologically-mutated zombie pandemic… the end must truly be near.

Lucky for us, IHC (The Institute for Human Continuity) is watching out for us and, well, all of humanity. Hurry now to secure your chance at survival of 2012 and enter the lottery! Quick, before it’s too late! Help rebuild society!
Visit the site now: http://www.instituteforhumancontinuity.org/

And, if, by chance we are lucky enough to live past the cataclysmic decimation of our planet, and emerge in a stupor of dystopian rule… we have the ZPI (Zombie Preparedness Initiative) to help us out. (Don’t worry – this guide will help fend off various types of zombies, even the “swine zombies”, should the flu persist through the destruction of mankind.)
Visit site: http://ww2.zombieinitiative.org/

The Zombie Preparedness Initiative is a knowledge base provided by a community of citizens concerned about the impending zombie invasion and the imminent disaster that is sure to follow. We are not claiming to be experts on anything, we are merely doing what we can to gather knowledge and share the acquired information with the public.

With sections ranging from “Food & Health” to “Fighting Back” to “Staying Alive“, this comprehensive website is sure to arouse that zombie-killing passion deep inside of you.

Sure this resource is aimed at a zombie infestation before the advent of “New Earth”, but the tips are far-reaching and will surely help describe strategies for surviving in a variety of desolate environments. The most notable persistent-living structure being the Earth Ship. (Read more on earth ships here: http://www.earthship.net/)

With fine, fine organizations like the IHC and the ZPI on top of things I, personally, feel much more at ease – knowing that the future of the world as I know it sits comfortably within the hands of highly trained, and highly qualified individuals.

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